Satire
mobi |eng | 2011-07-05 | Author:Penn Jillette

“YMCA” —The Village People Scuba Fucking I wanted to be published in Reader’s Digest and Penthouse since I first jerked off to each of them (Penthouse, with all those letters, ...
( Category: Religion March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim The End of the Affair O N A SUMMER EVENING in Paris, Hugh and I went to see The End of the Affair, ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2005-09-20 | Author:David Rakoff

MARTHA, MY DEAR She was always an easy target. The jokes only escalated once she was hauled off to the clink. Imperious and controlling, people would say, her projects demanding ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-11-01 | Author:Merrill Markoe

How to Spot an Asshole I WAS IN THE SHOWER WHEN I HEARD THE PHONE RING AND THE answering machine pick up. Over the whoosh of the running water, I ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 1999-10-28 | Author:Jon Stewart

FIVE UNDER FIVE WHO AMONG US will build that bridge to the twenty-first century? Who among us will fail to identify the correct cultural trends and end up living under ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:David Cross

This is reprinted from the Guardian newspaper in London. It was something they thought of to promote a stand-up show I was doing at the Soho Theater at the time ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-28 | Author:Wendy Northcutt

Reference: The Malaysian Insider DARWIN SAYS, MERITS DEBATED! We are divided about whether to give this man a Darwin Award. Local news reports indicate that inept do-it-yourself vehicle conversions are ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub | | 2008-07-01 | Author:Christian Lander

85 The Wire Though white people have a natural aversion to TV, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is critically ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | | Author:Ehrlich, Brenna & Bartz, Andrea [Ehrlich, Brenna]

While we’ve already broken down the neighborhood and basic dwelling situation of your common hipster (see Chapter 5), we have yet to delve deeper into the bowels of his native ...
( Category: Popular Culture March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-28 | Author:David Sedaris

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:David Sedaris

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

The good news was that my blood sugar was normal. "You should count yourself lucky," Martin said. "Mine is all over the place." He showed me a scar on the ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-11 | Author:Carolla, Adam [Carolla, Adam]

Our house had a rotating cast of degenerate roommates coming and going and friends of friends that I wasn’t friends with crashing on the sofa. There’s a reason it’s called ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2002-04-10 | Author:George Carlin

“Someone please call the museum and have this onion dip carbon- dated.” “How about this multihued Jell-O from Christmas? It’s July now. If no one wants this, I’m going to ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-05 | Author:Rivers, Joan [Rivers, Joan]

THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY The table looks great; most of the place settings match. There’s a pubic hair in my soup and it looks like Uncle ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )